My new pick-up line is a Karen Walker quote.
Walk of Shane
When all else fails, wear black.
I want my body to look like Andy’s meaty body.
(via cavalcade-of-whimsey)
Back in Chicago’s Uptown and it’s a gorgeous day. Ah, home.
Shane Fact: My mom is obsessed with Egypt (she thinks she’s Cleopatra reincarnated) and her house is decked in Egyptian stuff, like hieroglyphic hallways and a life-size sarcophagus in the living room.
Home sweet home in Illinois
Only my mom would hang a wind chime in a guest bathroom.
A night out in my boonie of a town drinking $3 whiskeys with my family and having a great time.
Sometimes my editor sends me really nice emails when I leave for vacation.
WOOPS was totally just bitching about a coworker who I thought was gone for the day and I wasn’t necessarily being quiet about it and then mid-bitch she walked by my desk WOOPS
New York’s hottest club is: [looks around, furrows brow] Kevin?
Description: Opened at gunpoint in a Lady Footlocker, this Long Island cold spot is managed by infamous gay running back Blowjay Simpson.
This place has everything: Soda, purple stuff, Sunny D, a VIP room for football jellyfish.
Football jellyfish? It’s that thing when NFL players have the helmet, but with skinny dreads hanging out.
An Ode to 2003--Top Pop Hits from Ten Years Ago
http://rd.io/x/QWQm2DNsUMw/, via rdio
Two bagels a day keep the boys at bay.
NEW YORK CITY
Now that I’ve booked trips to Chicago and San Antonio/Austin, I’m looking at my finances and think I might have some extra for a trip to New York, as long as I don’t blow $200/night in a hotel.
Has anybody used the hostels in NYC, and if so, yay or nay? Any good recs?
Thanks, folks.
